I was tagged by heavyarms59. Anyway, since he made a douchey hijacked peeta joke, let me make up for it with answering this, um… Johanna style. (It’s me, but with a teeny bit more sass. Read: a lot.)
Rules: Erase my answers and replace with your own. Then tag 10 people to do it to let them know you love them.
Nickname: My dad called me Stinky. honeylime08 calls me “Racy Stacey”.
Birthday: Uh, no.
Gender: I’m a chick through and through, doing girl-things is what I do.
Sexuality: I’m all about the D.
Height: 5’1. Curvy.Voluptous. Rubenesque, even.
Time Zone: Pacific.
What time and date is it there: Seriously? Look it up. I’m lucky know the 90 thousand things I am working on.
Average hours of sleep I get each night: I like 8 ish. I used to need less, but kids really mess that up.
The last thing I googled was: um…”Bamboo technique, persistent resistance”
My most used phrase(s): Fuck
First word that comes to mind: Fuck
What I last said to a family member: I’m so sorry
One place that makes me happy and why: I also like rain. The kitchen. I have a thing for grocery stores and find them soothing.
How many blankets I sleep under: Two if you count the duvet.
Favorite beverage(s): Huh. unsweetened iced tea.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Maze Runner
Three things I can’t live without: Family — including the pooch, books, dessert
Something I plan on learning: How to make really good croissants, How to deep throat with a really active gag reflex, I’d like to learn at least one more language in spite of my weird speech impediment, how to write and self-pub a novel
A piece of advice for all my followers: You own you.
You all have to listen to this song: My current playlist has a lot of Bryan McNight on it…so I’ll go with “Back at One” or “One More Try”.
My blog(s): This one, johannaismyspiritguide (for my story, GNO), snarktales (I haven’t posted there in a while, it’s like a PG 13 version of this one), and Peetaful, where I post (mostly NSFW) pics of guys who could be Peeta.
Drabble Prompt: Everlark Drabble Challenge - freshly raked leaves
Random but I thought you should know. There are two Scottish men visiting my work place today. They are not wearing kilts (which is a shame), but I could listen to them talk all day. Hope this isn't weird, sending this to you. I just thought with all of those men in kilt pics you might appreciate it ;)
Awwwww, yes…. Cue the Scottish Barry White.
I’m not gonna lie: the accent is one of the reasons why I watch Agents of Shield. Same for Star Trek Star Trek.
I’d love to go there someday, because it is lovely. At the same time, they might have to issue an advisory to all of the guys on my trip itinerary path….
It is not SO me. I hate getting compliments. It's so embarrassing. lol.
You’re sweet and kind and a nice person.
Suck it up, Buttercup!